User:Lou

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Lou is a freaky dude who is trying to figure out where it's all at, man. Lou has just started referring to himself in the third person to see if it is really as annoying as it is purported to be. It is, but we haven't told him that yet.

Lou is an old dude; going through his midlife crisis. Yes, that is supposed to come later. His came early. Bite him.

Lou has been doin' the circuits-n-stuff thing forever. Always took stuff apart. Often got it back together.

Exploring their metallic and plasticy viscera.

Oh, come on, like you aren't weird too.

If you're a hot chick who's into electronics and/or computers, message Lou. Computer games do not count; though they won't count against you too heavily if you can use vi. Lou (not Paris Hilton) will be the arbiter of who's hot. You may be surprised.

Lou apologizes for the use of the word "chick" on this page. He was unable to select a better one at the time. To this day, he struggles with that choice.

Lou realizes that it is quite possible that no human female will ever read this page, which is really too bad as he fancies them quite a bit, really. Or maybe that is a really good thing. Yeah, probably.

Lou does not want a fight. He will cool it, whatever it is. He is a big wuss that way.

When lou dies, he wants it to be on purpose. Either his or somebody else's. Which makes sense, because the other options are accident and old age, and both of those are pretty terrible ways to die. At least with purpose, something has been accomplished for somebody somewhere. Otherwise, it has all been for naught.